beatlesblaine:

the price of a popcorn and soda at target: $1.99

the price of a popcorn and soda at the movies: an entire month’s rent and your first born child

just because i don’t follow u back doesn’t mean i think u have a shitty blog. you might just have posts/fandoms/stuff i don’t really want on my dash. and hey, that’s fine. it’s YOUR tumblr you’re here for you and that’s goodgreatawesome

but please don’t think me not following you back means i hate u 5ever and that u can never inbox me or reply to my posts or follow me on twitter or something b/c that is not what it means at all

(Source: kokodokoko)

optimistfeminist:

madblackgirl:

frantzfandom:

where did this myth of the teenage temptress who lies about their age to seduce the older man come from?

grown men who dont want to take responsibility for their actions and like to place the blame on the most relevant easy target probably

BOOM!

(Source: sailorfuckshit)

youknowyouarerussianwhen:

This professor could not find a projector and drew the map of the world himself.
orionshuntingdog:

unclefather:

gifcraft:

Going to School

Goodbye 

think of all the people who scrolled away
officialfrenchtoast:

mcdonalds just doesnt give a fuck anymore

highfunctioningsociocat:

god-tieraradia:

hashtaghomicide:

what cats?!

wildteam!

GET YOUR GAME IN THE HEAD

alucifer:

when an artist you admire likes ur dumb pictures

image

jazzminas:

samjoebillybob:

It’s a perfect loop

Because this is the GIF we needed a perfect loop of
kylehilde:

when your teacher talks for an extra 30 seconds after class is supposed to end
chapmangamo:

SNORING AROUND THE WORLD
This one is harder to practice than most international sounds, because you have to be unconscious to do it. But I think if you try hard enough you probably could.
The french one includes the sounds for inhaling (RON) and exhaling (PCHI).I have a great amount of respect for any language that put that much thought into the sound snoring makes.
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