i find my cosmic insignificance reassuring
the stars don’t fucking care who i am or what i do
i owe the universe nothing
i exist on my own terms
#when existentialism becomes comforting rather than horrifying
i went to canada with my dad once
We’re manly men. We fight in wars, we play sports, we drive noisy cars. We’re tough.
We’re terrified of body hair on women though.
And menstrual blood.
and womens farts
and being perceived as feminine in any way.
and gay men.
and women capable of fighting back.
and women having sexual desire
When you try to caffeinate yourself but just end up increasing your heart rate with no discernible changes in levels of exhaustion
"is there an international men’s day?" yes actually! it’s tomorrow! and the next day! and the day after! and every other day of every year
can i have a fork
do you have a metal one
i planned this for days guys why wont you love me